CNF511 flash people mover with curtains and a neatly stowed raincoat
BTP163 MacDonald’s receipts and a pile of mail
ST1431
PH7395 scrappy little workhorse of a van, quite beaten up. There have been recent efforts to touch it up with what looks like house paint. Groovy little aeroplane toy on the dash
DNW216 go faster red, still has dealer sticker on the window
EYF737 has the most high tech steering lock I’ve seen yet, it’s like a piece of wonderful bondage sculpture, yellow and black
NT5327 chocolate wrappers and tie-downs
XM15Ø5 that’s a bit casual, the door is hanging open
CSB418 looks like a serious boy toy from the outside, but it also has a child booster seat
AKT217 bag of bags keen recycler
ASU743 Wylie Coyote seat covers and a little silver flask hanging on the mirror
EGG182 a Beast of a Ford Truck, sexy
AWJ349 silver saloon
DAN428 goofy yellow toy on the mirror
ZQ348Ø courier van
WH788Ø workingman’s truck
DQF518 clean and dull
CPL717 muddy cat prints and papers in foot well
AHF77Ø NW shopping bag and black silky cardigan
TJ6688 just one small spiral bound notebook, a personality free zone
AE5698 A half finished boy toy car, it has a gorgeous high-tech purple lustre paint, a quality speaker kit, extra gauges on the dash in a fetching electric blue...when the trim on the door is fixed this will be a serious chick magnet
ZM8523 maps and yellow pages
ADW515 funny little blue and white knitted hat with a long plaited topknot
RP3366 Oh this guy(?) is a heavy metal fan for sure; Satanist graphics between fuck-off speakers
BTR2ØØ a shopping basket of a car
ZZ8797
XD8692 dried flowers and a little paper toy stuck in the fan vents on the dash, lots of receipts and papers
YT84Ø4 Baby blanket and teething toy in the back
BPD213 a big sticker that says: “Work Sucks Go Surfing” ...fair enough!
2998XØ9 expensive leather interior, a European import that smells like serious $$
AGK737 there are one or two clues that we have a sci-fi geek here: 5 dvds on the back seat, empty ‘V’ bottles and two Asimov novels on passenger seat.
ALD51Ø there are so many things dangling from the rear vision mirror Im amazed they can see to drive: miniature boxing gloves, a rosary or two and a little angel
YK2831 silver saloon
FBM679 empty
CFR689 discarded learner plates (are you sure you are ready?)
XE8638 a cowardly lion toy and a big no smoking sticker on the dash
CWB910 seat covers that remind me of ‘70’s wallpaper, and not in a good way
PF9648 peeling red paint
YX3623 no-nonsense work wagon with knobbly tyres, farm use for sure
XX3992 silver saloon
WZ3265 a family of stuffed toy animals lined up on the dash, too cute.
BNZ339 the graphics look like the Nike Swoosh...but blue instead of red, who thought that was a good idea?
EKK185 low slung double cab with deluxe trim inside and out. The effect only slightly spoilt by the rubbish bin in the back
NJ6670 enigmatic black nylon pouches, what are they for?
DAQ577 super fluffy seat covers
PB6144 this is someone who works outdoors, maybe on a roading crew: high-viz vest, a warm polar-fleece jacket that is quite muddy (also has super fluffy seat covers)
TM51Ø1 Im wondering if these last three people all go shopping for car accessories together, these people also have fluffy seat covers in a startling shade of Magenta
ADJ294
UW8Ø7Ø can the large number of stains on the front seat be attributed to regularly trying to drive with a
cup of coffee in hand?
ABP512
DGM784 very dusty big diesel workhorse
DWP83Ø empty except for the kids booster seat
DFU432 stylish metallic bronze with dark tinted windows that I can’t see through, nosiness foiled.
ND7178 promotional umbrella in the back
CJG133 people mover complete with box of tissues
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