CKB346
AWE496 burgundy umbrella
EAJ558 Bam Bam the Whiteware Man
XJ3435 sunscreen out on the dash, first day this week that it’s been needed
RO3982 a pile of woolens on the seats and several folded chamois cloths for keeping the windscreen clear
009236 A MacDonalds drive through VIP, there are pink pyjamas on the back seat
ZT6434 cut off jean shorts
RK8981 the rear seat arm rest is folded down, did the kids need separating this morning?
CDN252 several Burger King drink cups
WR1543 neatly bundled bag of rubbish
CKK282 some pieces of plastic film have been stuck on the driver’ s side window, they are not stuck properly and full of air bubbles…this must make it quite hard to see when it’s raining.
ZM4676 AA member, steering lock sitting in the back seat instead of attached to the steering wheel
XA7366 Jacket, umbrella and big ledger book that looks well used
EWE583 two booster seats for different aged children
EFW667 tissues on the dash in easy reach, a software cd and sketchbook on the back seat
CMP957 someone has been wiping the condensation off the windscreen with their bare hand, it is all smeary. There is a nonstick mat on the das with an air freshener lozenge stuck on it…hmmn, practical but not beautiful
DSY944 silver saloon with aesthetically co-ordinated stainless steel thermos cup
ELC44Ø running shoes biffed in the back
CLY762 the owner of the car is inside and doesn’t like me looking
NX5692 dishevelled but basically tidy
APN234 this one has recently hosted a major cat convention on the bonnet
BRU956 snazzy document valet with fushia pink cover
CET3Ø8 silver sun screen ready but not being used
Manchester Street
BCU8Ø2 red, red accessories
EGE997 uses Tony’s Tyre service
YH7112 pretty grubby, not cluttered but could use a vacuum and clean has a much more interesting sunscreen with an ocean view (dreaming of sailing off over the horizon?)
EJF56 a members of Contours Gym, pink sticker that says “ Go Girl!”
APH844 coordinated accessories in tasteful shades of blue, a shawl and classy midnight blue umbrella
CQC343 another Tony’s customer with quite a few receipts in the passenger side, your accountant might not completely approve of your filing system
BWH966 silver
GOBLIN has an interesting sticker in Cyrillic text with a big red heart and a picture of a camel
CJT343 a copy of Realtor Magazine, tartan rug and a large number of green reusable shopping bags
BGW9ØØ someone is ready for working outside; tool box, overalls and sunhats. They also live with cats and park under a tree.
BGY741
JG5862 a lumbar support pillow and a box of tissues that someone has sat on, squashed completely flat
CSN339 canned ingredients for a berry pudding of some kind…mmmmm
DSH818 expensive mobile home, a deluxe model with a very beautiful sea kayak on the roof
ATF392 there is a tiger decal on the window, it’s a nice graphic but someone has stuck it on upside down
ZT69Ø7 a couple of quality lightweight mountain bikes folded in a space that only just fits them- looks like it is a well practiced maneuver.
DNJ36Ø Cooler bags and used promotional posters- that still have blu-tak on them. There is an odd little powdery sachet on the dash that is leaving a trail of white dust as it scoots back and forth when the car corners. It’s obviously there on purpose…what is it for? air fresh?
ESS4Ø1 silver people mover
EZL78Ø silver hatchback containing two hot looking passengers
RR714Ø mismatched speaker set and lots of faded unreadable stickers on back window, more stickers on the side windows that are all about skiing. The car needs rust work on the wheel arches.
AHW224 the kid who sits in the back likes fruity drinks
EHA41Ø the entire rear bumper is missing on this car, the effect is like a beautiful woman with a big loogey in her nose
JN7818 Black handbag and vinyl jacket, novel biffed in the back
ULSØ95 child’s dress-up costume hanging in a dry cleaning bag
CTY69 very clean
AQF796 listens to MoreFM, small bottle of high performance oil in the back
CUQ316 expensive car that needs a wash
AGJ792 Japanese import, still has Japanese Dealer stickers on it
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